Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Flight Attendant...

A guy is sitting in the bar in Departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto "We love to fly and it shows."

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto "Winning the hearts of the world." Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto "Going beyond expectations."

The woman looks at him sternly and says "What the fuck do you want?"

"'Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. "Air Canada!"


MoonRaven said...

I love it--I want to tell others this joke but I'm afraid I'll never be able to remember all the airline's mottoes.

It makes me think of another airline joke: A child has just learned that little animals come from big animals and now he is asking questions about everything. When he's at the airport he asks his mother if that big airplane makes little airplanes. The mother has had more than enough of these questions and suggests that he ask the stewardess for the plane who is nearby. But when the little boy questions the stewardess about whether her plane gives birth to little planes, she tells him that he can tell his mother, "No, because Southwest pulls out on time."

undacova mutha said...

Ha ha! Funny... Or the one where the guy gets the flight attendant to put his shellfish in the on flight cooler in Halifax and when the flight gets to St.Johns, she forgets which passenger it was and says on the intercom, "will the man who gave me the crabs in Halifax please stand up?"