Sunday, April 5, 2009

Best PMS Question Ever...


Q:How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this feck'n house knows HOW to change a feck'n light bulb! They don't even know that the feck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE feck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of the Goddes,
actually find them,
2 DAYS LATER, the feck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME feck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FECKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE FECK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FECK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FECK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry...
What was the question?

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